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Post by radeeyjd on Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:40 pm

DOCTOR:

Recently a love-bug injected in me strange bacteria, making me desirous
of marriage.

I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and
pills,
is religious minded and keeps away from all sins be it anaSin, metaSin
or croSin.

I promise to be a good doctor with no side effects.

Apply or reply.
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Post by radeeyjd on Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:40 pm

SOFTWARE ENGINEER
:

Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with Security
features (privileges only for the Specific User especially critical
Functionalities).
There must not be any Critical or Medium Bug in her.
Low Bugs can be deferred But needs to B fixed by the Next Build.
She must not be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT, USER FRIENDLY.
We are ready to Test the Application & CERTIFY the product but we will
assure it will never be released to ANY OTHER Customer.
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Post by radeeyjd on Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:40 pm

LAWYER:

I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of
husband
after marriage.

The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl
should be strictly a girl.

The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction
of My Lord i.e. My self.

Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained.
Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.
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Post by radeeyjd on Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:40 pm

BANKER:

Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
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Post by radeeyjd on Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:41 pm

DRUNKARD:

Wanted a girl.
Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory.

I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come home.

Friends come home only seven times a week.

Girl preferred will carry me from bar to ghar-bar.
Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample.
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Post by radeeyjd on Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:41 pm

CAR MECHANIC:

Wanted a sturdy wife.

Should be in working condition.

Should be above average and must run the household at a good average
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